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Enjoy these quotes from more famous people than I, although I am pretty well known in my family: Death doesn’t really worry me that much, I’m not frightened about it… I just don’t want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen. If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. George Burns. If my body were a car, I’d be thinking about trading it in around now. I would like to upgrade. I would be actually on the lot somewhere and some guy with a loud sports jacket would be sizing me up…kinda lookin’ around goin–maybe kickin my knees. Looking behind me going: “That looks a little bashed in back there…Yeah. You mind if I check under the hood?” ‘Well yes I do! Thank you very much.” Ellen Degeneres. My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. Woody Allen. By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it. George Burns. We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock. Dave Allen First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. Leo Rosenberg I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it through not dying. Woody Allen. I refuse to admit I’m more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate. Lady Nancy Astor You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there. George Burns. I prefer old age to the alternative. Maurice Chevalier On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down. Woody Allen. There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen. I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. Woody Allen. I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it’s all a little bit lower. Gypsy Rose Lee True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. Kurt Vonnegut Comments7 Comments so far |
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Life is great,no matter what age you are!!!!!!!!
Woody Allen is over rated as a human being and as being funny or witty. He is a stupid little boor. He does not deserve to be quoted on anything.
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Your site is enjoyable - a sort of wry grin rather than a belly-laugh-type site, Which is probably better for us older folk
(I am 74 years young)
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Walter - I’m glad you enjoyed our site. Come on back sometime.
Ron - I’m happy you came and took the time to comment. I don’t especially like Woody Allen except for these quotes, which I do find funny.
The Woody Allen comments are the best, in life he is a boor, but in comedy he is at the top.
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